ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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