So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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