FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
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