The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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