I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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