Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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