You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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