You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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