i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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