Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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