Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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