Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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