So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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