just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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