So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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