ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
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