why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
So. Much. Porn.
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