Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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