If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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