Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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