Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
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