South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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