PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Randomize
