I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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