I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
