Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Someone shit on the floor
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Randomize
