She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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