Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
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