You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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