Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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