My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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