Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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