What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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