it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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