And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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