I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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