their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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