is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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