I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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