gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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