When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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