Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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