If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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