I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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