Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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