pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
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