Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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