How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
you win again, gameday.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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