They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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