You surviving the open bar?
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Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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