College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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